cheatek
11-12-2008, 11:35 AM
DON'T EVER CHEAT ON A SOUTHERN WOMAN!!!!!
A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband
in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and
cutting firewood power, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back
door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his
tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the
handle.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up
cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it
off with that rusty damn saw, are you?' The wife, with a gleam of revenge
in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said......
'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to
town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.
A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband
in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and
cutting firewood power, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back
door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his
tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the
handle.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up
cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it
off with that rusty damn saw, are you?' The wife, with a gleam of revenge
in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said......
'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to
town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.